HWNSNBM

HWNSNBM is awesome. His real name SHALL NOT be mentioned! Some say he was born on January 1st 1981 in Debrecen. Others say that he is outside time and space. All we know is, he is a Hungarian racing driver who competed in Formula 1 and Formula One Rejects Microprose Grand Prix Series, winning the first two seasons of the latter for Formula One Rejects Motorsport.

2011
In 2011, a new series called the F1RMGP was founded. Run conjointly by Formula One Rejects and Sir Bernard Shekelslike, it was decided that the Formula 1 Rejects website would start a team from scratch. With a tweaked Dallara chassis and Life engine, the team went straight to HWNSNBM as first driver. He did not disappoint, as the car proved to be very quick. HWNSNBM himself scored nine pole positions and four race wins to win the championship by a fair margin.

2012
The Hungarian stayed with the team for the 2012 season, and the car was again competitive. However, the team had found its match in Viking Racing, and while HWNSNBM's teammate Délétraz was nowhere all season, HWNSNBM was at the front, although not as high as he would have wanted. Due to a streak of minor points finishes, he was 18 points behind Magnussen coming to the final round in Adelaide. HWNSNBM led the entire race, but Magnussen was in second place and almost certain of being champion. Then, inexplicably, when the pair came to lap Pierluigi Martini, the Italian took out Magnussen with just a couple of laps to go. The two retired and HWNSNBM won his second title, promptly announcing his retirement from the series, to be replaced by Chris Dagnall.